words, photos, sick vids, absurdism, et cetera. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5160614-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @rheise)http://ryanheise.ca/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyzkf5JGR1qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Escaping Vista today.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/434800687http://ryanheise.ca/post/434800687Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:41:03 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyx7oxPXVE1qzhxszo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d like to believe there’s a team of engineers working on this badge issue.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/432602701http://ryanheise.ca/post/432602701Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:41:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kywhpwwKyA1qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Doing drive-thru wrong, friend.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/431928209http://ryanheise.ca/post/431928209Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:20:17 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytt58SlO31qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE.</p> <p>THE FUTURE IS A NEW APPLE STORE CLOSE TO MY HOUSE.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/428788367http://ryanheise.ca/post/428788367Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:34:20 -0700(a brief discussion on boners takes place)<br /> Ryan: It's all come full circle.<br /> Lucas: It's all come full boner.http://ryanheise.ca/post/427424433http://ryanheise.ca/post/427424433Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:52:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrxzuw6871qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You look like that guy from that Cher movie with the big retard head. You know? It was tragic and hilarious. He learned how to love and then died of a headache.”</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/426731469http://ryanheise.ca/post/426731469Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:23:50 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqe49d7dd1qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A sample of the tags on The Tonight Show’s Hulu page.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/425055588http://ryanheise.ca/post/425055588Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:16:46 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/azV5bC2br-Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/azV5bC2br-Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Train v. Tornado</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/421584570http://ryanheise.ca/post/421584570Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:51:31 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfbn0H05d1qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is the best board meeting ever.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/412134316http://ryanheise.ca/post/412134316Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:49:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydfp7121b1qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All Bieber, all the time.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/409974275http://ryanheise.ca/post/409974275Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:22:07 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9702230&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9702230&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9702230&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Shine” by Final Placement. This sounds exactly like every band that was around when I was in high school. Which is to say they sound awesome.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/409288254http://ryanheise.ca/post/409288254Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:45:00 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kybp2hUYzd1qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Channeling my inner Art Vandelay.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/408064812http://ryanheise.ca/post/408064812Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:49:29 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9agrrHHo1qzhxszo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Nothing gets chocolate out — see?”</p> <p>Too true, Clancy. Too true.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/405267531http://ryanheise.ca/post/405267531Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:38:51 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky6aj2YQhG1qzhxszo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Do I need a physical keyboard or do I need to not be drunk?</p> <p>Either way: FIX THIS PROBLEM, APPLE.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/401797055http://ryanheise.ca/post/401797055Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:47:25 -0700<p>The first person to ever say “the monotony of monogamy” and give a crass chortle: awesome job.</p> <p>Everyone after that: <i>huge </i>douchebag.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/399127426http://ryanheise.ca/post/399127426Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:02:01 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky2gqfLUou1qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I work at the university where I got my undergraduate degree, and since I started in January I’ve been using my nearly eight-year-old ID card for getting into my office. I got a new ID today, and it made me have one of <a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/387665611/change">these</a> moments.</p> <p>I’m a little thinner, a lot more beardy, two-degrees richer (poorer?), marginally smarter, a touch more reserved, a lot less reactive, but with an equally hairy chest.</p> <p>Yesterday this photo might have been different; tomorrow it most certainly will be.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/397641483http://ryanheise.ca/post/397641483Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:11:00 -0700“Rural Alberta Advantage in the style of Oregon Trail. You travel to Toronto, die of sadness.<br/> (and dysentry)<br/> (sp)”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://lowercasecap.tumblr.com/">Paul</a> on all art being video games</em>http://ryanheise.ca/post/397111956http://ryanheise.ca/post/397111956Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:49:00 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky0izc83ZQ1qzhxszo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>See it done. Do it yourself. On a hackintosh.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/395633075http://ryanheise.ca/post/395633075Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:04:17 -0700Paul: Fuck yea.<br /> last min writing fuck yeah<br /> Paul: skippin breakfast fuck yeah<br /> (jk fuck nooo)http://ryanheise.ca/post/394950016http://ryanheise.ca/post/394950016Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:29:01 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2Q02weIJD3I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2Q02weIJD3I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Yes. Yes. YES.</p>http://ryanheise.ca/post/392307072http://ryanheise.ca/post/392307072Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:27:59 -0700